EXTREME RECTAL BLEEDING

Hey, Carl7856. I mostly post about videogames or something that i find funny. If you see porn sorry, if you want me to take it down just ask. I like video games popcorn and yeah.

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whatpumpkin:

Mallory Dyer worked on these two gorgeous and brimmed-with-details illustrations. They’ll serve as our 2015 calendar’s front and back covers. 


@amajesticturkey
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earlploddington:

mysharona1987:

This about sums it up.

oh boy


#sending a death threat to anyone is a serious issue.
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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

No its not.

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog, via tyleroakley)

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lulz-time:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.


How is this misogyny?
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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

Freaking Cortana says that joke all the time.

(via gallifrey-moons-of-kelma)

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ultrafacts:

Mr Rogers Facts.
Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.
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Is it a bad time to talk about how I’m pursuing becoming a police officer? I’ll wait until Ferguson is justified.

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memeguy-com:

Its never easy
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celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god
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mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle, via tbotofficial)